Office Hours

Theatrical requests incur a surcharge; only accepted if you can make me laugh.

1 hour — 4,000

Subtext

A meal that sets the pace; an appetite that sustains beyond dessert

3 hours — 4,000

The Tasting Menu

My palate is strictly pescetarian, but my tastes beyond the table are… far more expansive.

4 hours — 5,000

Golden Ratio

Peeling back the performance, let’s unwind at the Nordic Spa, heat-cycling our bodies into bliss, or enjoy the slow pace of high tea at the Fairmont Palliser.

6 hours — 8,000

Calibration

Philharmonic Orchestra, Rothney Astrophysical Observatory, Vertigo Theatre, private mountain excursion.

The Day — 12,000

Nightcap

The ultimate decompression—soaking in a hot tub, slipping into a heavy robe, and cozying up under covers

Overnight — 14,000

Synchronicity

A full-cycle immersion, where the rhythm of the day and the frequency of our conversation lock into perfect alignment.

24 hours — 20,000

Resonance

A deep-form study in proximity; where shall we explore?

48 hours — 40,000

Odyssey

— Bespoke